By Sleepy's

By the side of Sleepy's mattress store, some wag has parked placed a Kymco Like 50, ladened with a bunch of kiddie toys and a traffic cone, & all secured with parcel tape.  A half-removed label - something to do with"artisan sourced provisions"- remains on one side of the scooter, and "Pal of De Blazio's/De Blazzio's (sic) Don't Ticket" is scrawled about the vehicle in large letters.  Bernie's represented too, though I didn't catch all of that message.  No yuks or mayoral love from the traffic police - the orange paper's firmly in place.